‘Twas the night of Saint Pat’s

And all through my place,

The revelers were hoping

For Paddy O’s grace.

The spirits were prepped,

The ale on the pour,

In hopes beloved Paddy

Would walk through the door...

I’ve always loved a good beer, and St. Patrick’s Day is a great time to enjoy “one.” A few years ago, I thought it would be fun for St. Patrick’s Day to have its own magical, bearded, hefty fellow to spread good cheer and cold beer.  Despite my best efforts to fill this role, including beard growth and weight gain, I was unable to keep the dogs sober enough to get the sleigh airborne. Thankfully, Paddy O’Kegger showed up to handle these affairs on my behalf and keep my poor dogs out of rehab.

Please welcome him as part of your holiday celebration.  He’s a lot of fun and, wisely, his designated drivers stay sober.  

  • Jeffrey D. Steltzer

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